Stop posting tumblr text posts as statuses please for the love of GOD

Rare pic of my girlfriend and I after our Valentine’s Day Dinner.

I found modelling pictures of me from Year 7. It’s weird how close they were to the ‘hell yeah, motherfucker’ picture.

I took a nice picture.

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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botanize:

u dont have to have kids to be a milf and i’m a good example of that 

Yeah me too.

I know this feeling.

(Source: cinecat, via lejonet-fran-norden)

botanize:

lms if you can do a handstand

New Zealand international trampolinists straight reppin’.

Me with several bitches in hand.